can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

momentsofweakness:

wishfulthinkingoutloud:

amaya-krb:

sarcastictoad:

guitargirlwhowritessillysongs:

This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.

Headcanon Accepted.

I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.

#KARI WAS THE FIRST S.H.I.E.L.D AGENT

Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.

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DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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READ A BOOK

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fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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kamukuraizuru:

Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

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magic-disney:

ashappyascori:

mugrumblr:

You have to admit, nothing beats MU in the springtime.

A Monsters University student has a tumblr.

I REPEAT: A MONSTERS UNIVERSITY STUDENT HAS A TUMBLR.

WELL DONE DISNEY THIS IS AMAZING MARKETING

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metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

a person was paid to write this

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chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

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freemindfreebody:

life has just been improved.

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

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renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

I’ve been waiting for this one [x]

Hank still grabs the camera and pushes the zoom button himself while vlogging. In an age of HD video and crisp sound and Iron Man-level visual effects on YouTube, I find this encouraging.

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